Oh Little Owly,
What am I to do?
People say to me all day,
"Please put away your boobs!"
The latest trend,
In haute couture,
Isn't fur,
It's dinosaur.
Why hello little doggy,
Would you like to come with me?
A walk, a talk, a chocolate croissant,
And afterwards, some tea?
Pepe Poof Puff,
In her Louie Vuitton.
She only noticed,
Once his smell became strong.
Cindy McVlad had a nice little pet,
A little black bat who never got upset.
Until one day, when a clerk began to scream.
Chomp, chomp, and two bites,
And a body in the stream.
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