Darth Vador Blues

This one made me cry. I had laughter tears. Those are the best.

How to get ready for a date with a "rat".

Dust off your sleeves.



Dust off your cuffs.



Don't forget your toosh.



Put your coat on and check the mirror. Lookin' good!



Pose as "cool" as possible. Hold it for 6 seconds...that's it!



Now grab your violin and head out into the night.

Kristen Wiig

When SNL is good...it's grrreat!

And I officially have a crush on Kristen Wiig. She's so good it's sickening.

Story time

Frank scolded his son for climbing the tree. This was no time to be separated. The cops were after them and they needed to stay out of sight.
And then they heard it... the loud rumbling of an engine.

Junkyard...

Don't Stare into a Junkyard's eyes'.
For he will eat you, dead or alive...